Drive Quest 3: The Dimwit - Complete Guide

Game Overview

Drive Quest 3: The Dimwit is a satirical homage to the classic Sierra game Police Quest 3, focusing entirely on the driving aspects. This comedic take on police procedural games challenges players to complete mindless fetch quests while adhering to proper police protocols - all with intentionally clunky controls that mirror the original game.

Key Features

  • Satirical take on classic police adventure games
  • Intentionally clunky driving controls
  • Multiple fetch quests to complete
  • Strict adherence to police procedures
  • Retro-inspired graphics and sound
  • Speedrun-friendly design

Basic Controls

Driving Controls

  • Arrow Keys: Control vehicle direction
  • Space: Brake/Stop vehicle
  • Enter: Turn engine on/off
  • Tab: Access car computer

Police Procedures

  • Always come to a complete stop before turning off engine
  • Check car computer for addresses and mission logs
  • Follow traffic rules to avoid accidents
  • Park properly at designated locations

Quest Guide

Getting Started

  1. Start your engine by pressing Enter
  2. Access the car computer (Tab key) to view your first mission
  3. Note down the address from the computer
  4. Drive to the designated location following traffic rules
  5. Come to a complete stop at your destination
  6. Turn off the engine to complete the objective

Mission Types

  • Fetch Quests:

    Drive to specific locations to collect or deliver items. Remember to always check your car computer for the correct address.

  • Patrol Missions:

    Monitor specific areas for traffic violations. Watch out for speeding vehicles and maintain proper police procedures.

  • Emergency Responses:

    Respond to urgent calls while still following proper driving protocols. Time management is crucial.

Advanced Tips

Efficient Navigation: Learn the city layout to optimize your routes. The game intentionally uses a similar map layout to Police Quest 3, so veterans of the original game will have an advantage.

Speed Management: While it's tempting to drive fast, maintaining control is more important. The clunky controls can lead to accidents at high speeds.

Computer Usage: Check your car computer frequently for updated mission information and new assignments. The dialog log can contain important details.

Speedrunning Tips: For those interested in speedrunning, focus on mastering the precise timing of engine starts/stops and optimizing your driving routes.

Common Issues & Solutions

Can't Find Locations?

Remember to stop completely, turn off the engine, and check the car computer for addresses. You can also find a map of Police Quest 3 online for reference.

Mission Not Completing?

Ensure you've followed all proper procedures: come to a complete stop, turn off the engine, and be at the correct location.

Handling Difficult Controls?

The controls are intentionally clunky as part of the game's satire. Practice at slower speeds until you get comfortable with the handling.

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is the game?

A typical playthrough takes about 15-30 minutes, though speedrunners can complete it much faster.

Do I need to play Police Quest 3 first?

No, but familiarity with Police Quest 3 will enhance the satirical elements and help with navigation.

Why are the controls so clunky?

The clunky controls are an intentional design choice to parody the original Police Quest 3's driving mechanics.